Arun Going Onsite!

Boss - Arun, how are u?
Arun - I am fine Sir.
Boss - How is work going on?
Arun - Work is going fine sir.
Boss - Don't call me sir. Learn corporate culture. Call me Ravi.
Arun - Ok Ravi. I'm sorry.
Ravi - It's ok dude.
Arun - How is Tom?
Ravi - Good. We had a call last night.
Arun - Oh.
Ravi - You have to travel next week.
Arun - Really!
Ravi - Yes. It's a crucial project. You understand?
Arun - Ya Ravi. I'll try my best.
Ravi - Will you take your wife along?
Arun - Yes, and Chacchu too. We haven't gone out since long.
Ravi - Ok, that's good. Which class is he in?
Arun - Class 2
Ravi - Take care, the work should not be affected.
Arun - Didn't get you.
Ravi - You're taking family na...
Arun - So?
Ravi - Don't think it's a honeymoon. Lot of work there...
Arun - Yes, I understand. Work won't be affected. Don't worry.
Ravi - Ok. Thanks! Get some warm clothes. It's snowing there.
Arun - Yes, this weekend.
Ravi - Ok. I have a meeting. See you later. Bye!
Arun - Bye Ravi!
Mary - Hey Arun...what's up?
Arun - Yahoo! Going onsite!
Mary - Hey, control stupid! Congrats!!!
Arun - Thanks a lot yaar. Lot of preparations to do...travelling next week.
Mary - Yes, it will be fun.
Arun - Yes. I forgot to ask you, how is your hubby now?
Mary - He's ok. Still at home.
Arun - Oh, I'm sorry.
Mary - It's ok yaar.
Arun - Ok, what do u want from America?
Mary - Nothing.
Arun - No No, you have to tell something...
Mary - OffO, get whatever you feel like.
Arun - Ok yaar. Chal, I will give this news to my wife.
Mary - Yes Yes. And I am going to gym. Tata.
Arun - Tata.
Wife - Hello Hello
Arun - Hey Jaanu! What doing?
Wife - Just back from Chacchu's school.
Arun - Oh. I have to tell you something.
Wife - First I have to tell you something.
Arun - Me first.
Wife - Me first.
Arun - Me first.
Wife - Arun, please don't irritate me.
Arun - Ok, tell.
Wife - Chacchu talks a lot in the class. His Renu miss told me.
Arun - Oh, I will beat him tonight after you and I make love.
Wife - That won't help. Leave it, I will handle it.
Arun - Ok.
Wife - You had something to tell.
Arun - Haan. Darling, we are going America!
Wife - Stop your jokes.
Arun - No, seriously.
Wife - Really? Khao Kasam
Arun - Haan!!! Chacchu ki kasam.
Wife - WOW
Arun - Start packing. We have to go next week.
Wife - Shit. Chacchu's unit-tests next week.
Arun - Come on, don't worry about all that.
Wife - Kaahe?
Arun - We'll admit him in an American School.
Wife - Haan, he cannot speak any English. At least he won't talk in the class.
Arun - Waah...Love you.
Wife - I love you too Dinku.
Arun - Don't call me Dinku.
Wife - Dinku Dinku Dinku.
Arun - Ok bye.
Wife - Bye, Katti.
Arun - Over and Out.
Dina - Hey Arun, coming for coffee?
Arun - Yes honey, you call I come, I not come is not possible.
Dina - Stop that. I'll tell your wife.
Arun - Plz do that.
Dina - Arun...Tum last time serious kab hue they?
Arun - The day Chacchu was born.
Dina - Why?
Arun - His face looked similar to my neighbour's.
Dina - Oh. It happens.
Arun - What do you mean it happens?
Dina - Ok Ok, cool down. Now let's go and have coffee.
Arun - I'm not interested. You go.
Dina - I'm sorry Arun.
Arun - It's ok. Leave me alone for some time.
Dina - Ok. Bbbye
Arun - Paro, u there?
Paro - Yes. Why are u in invisible mode?
Arun - Just like that.
Paro - Wassup?
Arun - Nothing great.
Paro - Had breakfast?
Arun - Yes.
Paro - What did u eat? I ate one aaloo-ka-paratha.
Arun - I ate shit. Why do u daily ask the same question?
Paro - Coz I care for you. Ok, now I won't ask.
Arun - I'm sorry yaar. I am a little upset.
Paro - Why? What happened?
Arun - Forget it. I'm ok now.
Paro - Ok. Aur kya chal raha hai?
Arun - I am going onsite.
Paro - WoW! Congrats.
Arun - Thanks dear.
Paro - BRB.
Arun - Ok.
Raja - Hey Arun, let's have some coffee.
Arun - Kya bey. Mood nahi hai abhi.
Raja - Chal Saale. Rani khadi hai balcony mein.
Arun - You go and watch her.
Raja - Come on yaar. She is looking atom-bomb today.
Arun - Really? Accha chal.
Raja - Abey jaldi chal.
Arun - Can't walk faster.
Raja - Chhod, wo chalee gayee.
Arun - Shit.
Raja - You spoiled my mood.
Arun - Chal, I'll give u treat...aaj lunch meri taraf se.
Raja - Why?
Arun - Going Onsite!
Raja - Saale Kutte.
Arun - What?
Raja - Lunch is not enough. Treat at Taj!
Arun - HmmHmm. No way. Kat Le.
Raja - ok, Bye
Arun - Abey sun to.
Raja - Mujhe jana hai, kaam hai...see you later, bye.
Arun - Hey Rani
Rani - Hii, how are you?
Arun - I was passing this way. Socha tumhara haal chaal pooch loon.
Rani - Haan, I saw you with Raja. You duffer!
Arun - Come on. He's an idiot. Can't help it.
Rani - So, how's life going?
Arun - Am going onsite.
Rani - When?
Arun - Next week.
Rani - WOW. Treat Treat!
Arun - Why not. Dinner tonight at Taj?
Rani - I am a little busy tonight.
Arun - Tomorrow?
Rani - Tomorrow in my boy-friend's B'day.
Arun - Ok, day-after-tomorrow?
Rani - Ok, day-after-tomorrow.
Arun - Great!
Rani - Isee bahane I will meet your wife.
Arun - Oh, you won't.
Rani - Why?
Arun - She's going to Bhusawal tomorrow.
Rani - Why?
Arun - To spend some time with her MoM before going to America.
Rani - Oh. Anyways, some other time.
Arun - Yes. Chalo, I'll do some work now.
Rani - Ok.
Arun - So day-after-tomorrow is pakka na?
Rani - Okies.
Arun - Keep yourself free. We'll go directly from office.
Rani - How?
Arun - On my Activa, of course!